Bam Said the Lady

dorky dance moves! -  Bones S9 Gag Reel (x).

(Source: thereisamysteryinlife)

- Cockfighting. I had to break up the ring, naturally. Barbaric practice.
- So you decided to bring one of the chickens home?
- Well, there are two combatants in a cock fight. I could have called animal control. But it occurred to me, we have an opportunity. There’s some debate as to whether these creatures, once perverted by their keepers, can be weaned from their aggressive tendencies. The process, as it stands now, is tedious, highly imperfect - I believe it can be improved upon.

(Source: elementarymydearworld, via jonny-lee-miller-appreciation)

I swear on this dead crow that I’ll never cook for you. I love you.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via dailypawnee)

Happy Birthday: The Office Way

Is that candy?
Yes, it’s a necklace. Made out of candy. You want one?

(Source: starlourd, via dailypawnee)


Ron Swanson in England

(via swansonisms)