Bam Said the Lady

I am Groot.

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What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?
"Don’t be an idiot." Changed my life.

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I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

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Poor Jerry


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Asterisk, Astro, Asteroid, Astringent, Astral, Aspirin, Asterix, Astricks, Ostrich, Esther Figglesworth, Ashram, Claire, Aphid, Ascot, Athos, Alex, Aspen, Afro, Astril, Astrif, Abner, Agnes, Asner

This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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He’s such a loser! I Can’t believe I’m marrying him.

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How is this year’s Comic Con different from last year’s?

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